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			_NRFPT_02_small.jpg) Harold Lamb is a dreamer, with college 
			glory on his mind.  He has saved up enough money to go to Tate 
			College, and his ultimate hope is to become the most popular man on 
			campus.  He is certain that he has found the formula:  
			emulation of the idol in the film "The College Hero."  The BMOC 
			in the movie has a catch phrase—"I'm just a regular fellow—step 
			right up and call me Speedy!"—accompanied by a scissor-like jig.  
			Harold's father tells his wife, "If Harold does the jig at college 
			they'll break his heart of his neck."  As Harold is on his 
			train trip to college, he meets Peggy ("the kind of girl your mother 
			must have been")—she is destined to be the girl of his dreams. 
			When Harold reaches the Tate campus ("a 
			large football stadium with a college attached"), some upperclassmen 
			decide to have some fun with the freshmen.  Harold is invited 
			to take a car to the auditorium:  the dean's car.  He 
			finds himself back stage, attempting to save a kitty who has gotten 
			stuck atop the curtain:  the upperclassmen throw open the 
			curtain, exposing Harold, on top of a plant stand, retrieving the 
			kitten.  Harold places the kitty in his sweater and promptly 
			falls to the floor, causing the audience to roar with laughter.  
			Harold, somehow, musters up the courage (after hearing that he must 
			or risk severe unpopularity) to address the student body, 
			blurting out his rehearsed catch phrase to a delighted crowd.  
			The student body applauds Harold enthusiastically, and after 
			escaping the stage, Harold is greeted by some upperclassmen, 
			including most popular man Chet Trask. 
			To keep the high spirits moving, Harold 
			invites these VIPs to the ice cream parlor.  The college cad 
			invites the entire student body to join them for ice cream, courtesy 
			of "Speedy":  this overspending dictates a change in living 
			plans.  He rents a small room in a boarding house:  a 
			house owned by the mother of Peggy, the girl he met on the train. 
			Meanwhile, The Tate Tattler 
			reports on Harold's "dizzy dash to popularity," and both Peggy and 
			Harold cut out his picture.  Harold pins his picture to the 
			wall, directly underneath the photo of Chet Trask, whose status as 
			most popular man Harold aspires to.  Peggy tears away the 
			caption under Harold's picture, aware that the entire student body 
			is having a good laugh at Harold's expense, and silently suffering 
			for him. 
			
			_NRFPT_01_small.jpg) _02_small.jpg) Harold, undaunted, offers his services 
			to the Tate football team, confident that membership and success on 
			the squad will sew up his popularity.  The team uses him for a 
			tackle dummy:  the coach, however, admires Harold's spirit, 
			knowing he has no talent whatsoever for football, yet keeps him on 
			as water boy.  Harold, though, thinks he has made the team, 
			through his aches and pains, and excitedly tells Peggy all about it. 
			To keep the dash to popularity going, 
			Harold makes plans to host this year's Fall Frolic, a black-tie 
			social to be held at the Hotel Tate.  He worries that his suit 
			will not be ready on time, and on the evening of the Frolic, it is 
			only weakly basted.  The tailor, who has been suffering from 
			dizzy spells (curable by a swig of whatever whiskey is available), 
			runs out of time to finish the suit, so decides to accompany Harold 
			to the dance, ready to mend broken bastes on the spot. 
			On the dance floor, Speedy is in demand:  
			with all the girls pawing over him, his suit eventually 
			disintegrates before the eyes of the Frolickers, and Harold must 
			hide in a phone booth.  He does nab another suit, and makes his 
			way back to the dance floor, when he eyes the college cad making 
			unwanted advances toward Peggy, who is the coat check girl at the 
			hotel.  When Harold punches the cad, the ruffian angrily levels 
			with Speedy:  "Ever since you came to college, we've been 
			kidding you.  Look—".  Harold watches in horror as 
			students are alternately mocking his jig and his "regular fellow" 
			phrase in his temporary absence.  At first he shrugs it off, 
			but the pressure builds in him, and Harold is reduced to tears on 
			Peggy's lap.  She encourages him to "stop pretending, Harold—be 
			yourself!"  Harold realizes, after all is said and done, that 
			if he could only get into the big game against Union State, he'd 
			show them. 
			On the day of the game, Speedy is an 
			enthusiastic bench warmer.  Only after every substitute and 
			reserve is injured, does Harold enter the game—this after finding 
			out that he was only on the team as water boy, but dismissing this 
			fact as rubbish, and verbally chiding the coach until he was put in 
			the game.  The next ten minutes are mayhem:  Amazingly, 
			after each obstacle he faces is defeated, Harold wins the game at 
			the final whistle.  At the same time, he has won self-respect, 
			the admiration of the college community, and the girl, who valued 
			the real Harold all along. |